New Years Resolutions... They are kind of like bananas, everyone has them, but nobody keeps them.. IT'S CALLED BANANA BREAD PEOPLE, learn how to make it. But anyway, I was talking with a couple of my friends over beer, around the first of the year, expressing how I don't ever have NYR, because, well I don't want to fail.* But, we started discussing how maybe it would be fun if I chose the Top 10 NYR that everyone picks and make them mine, dominate them, and then brag about it. As great as this sounded, we came up with a better idea.
I shouted out the idea of going on 52 blind dates and blogging about them. Realizing how unrealistic this goal was, I decided to drop it down to 26. That is two dates a month, and I think** that that is do-able. Now, I, Laura A, have not been on a real date since my Sophomore year in High School. Yes, that long ago. So lets just say I am actually SUPER NERVOUS, but my excitement outweighs the butterflies, so BOOM. I don't see why people can't just date anymore. It seems like you either have to be single (AND LOVIN' IT***) or have that coveted Ring by Spring. (I go to a Private Baptist School, where I think there is an engagement everyday... seriously)
But, as I sit in Week 2 of January, I find myself still at square one, dateless and ashamed. I need to find a way to get blind dates without putting to much thought into them. So, if you know of anyone that I don't know, PLEASE, for the love of all that is good in the world, SET ME UP! I won't break their hearts****, I promise.
LA
*Also, I am Catholic, I already have to do a "resolution" for during Lent. Let me tell you what, that is hard enough already, and it is only a couple weeks.
** I am starting to think that this might even be impossible.
*** gag.
**** I just won't call them back
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